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A few months back, I published a brand spanking new melodrama entitled CURSES! OILED AGAIN! or NO CRUDE FOR A RUDE DUDE. Of course, the most important thing in comedy is timing and the release of this new script could not have been worse. Yes, I wrote a comedy about the discovery of oil at the same time oil-and gas prices-are through the proverbial roof. (insert heavy sigh here)
To make up for it, I'm doing a brief promo for said melo, knocking off a entire buck off the price. What is normally $2.99 is now $1.99 for a limited time only, meaning until June 23.
One ninety nine? Am I out of my mind?
Okay, fine. I'm trying to drum up a little business here. Is that so wrong? For less than two bucks (a penny is still less), you can get the funniest melodrama I've written in years. It's also the only melodrama I've written in years, but that's beside the point.
The story? I'm glad you asked.
THAR'S OIL IN THAT SOIL! When oil is discovered underneath Nana Nanette's dirt farm deep in the heart of Texas, the vultures begin to swarm. Villain-in-training Creighton Cretin and his cousin, the dastardly diva known as Delilah Deluscious seek to steal that land right from underneath Nana's nose. But she's got a pair of aces on her side-future Texas Ranger Buck N. Bronco and her granddaughter Bonnie Bluebonnet, a finishing school graduate with a mean right hook. And who is this Slap Happy Pappy, the kooky old cuss who found that black gold in the first place? (If you find out, let him know because he ain't got a clue) CURSES! OILED AGAIN! is a rollicking one act comic melodrama perfect
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